UNCAST

077: He Took His Teeth Out & Smiled At You!

Mon, 12 May 2008 03:00:00 GMT

This week we want to send out mega Happy Mother's Day wishes to our own moms and all the moms out there who listen.

Now that we've gotten that out of the way, let's discuss cannibalism, monkeyballs, muxtape.com and we come out with a new segment based on topics that frequently come out on passiveaggressivenotes.com.

This week, it has brought up a question that we now pose to our listeners: who is worse when it comes to cleanliness in the lavoratory, men or women? We end the show talking about the 18 things a grown man shouldn't have. The show ends right around the 80 minute mark.

076: Apologies to Everyone

Tue, 6 May 2008 12:21:00 GMT

We have Butch in the house yet again.

We start out with a rebuttal from our last show. Followed by no apology whatsoever from the offender.

Victoria comes at us with the latest Awesome List, we recap the live show for This American Life, review Forgetting Sarah Marshall and discuss a special TDSC meet up at Corvette Diner and Casa de Uncast followed by a brunch at Studio Diner.

May is here! VOTE FOR US at Podcast Alley!
Also we have announced a party for Victoria's birthday. She expects NOTHING. However, if that's not good enough for you, feel free to go here or here and buy her something.

This episode comes in around 75 minutes. Enjoy.

075: I Like 'em Special

Mon, 28 Apr 2008 02:13:00 GMT

It's an all-male Uncast this week! WE HAVE A NEW GUEST!

Tony, a friend of ours since Jr High is with us tonight and Butch joins us as well with NO VICTORIA. We learn all about Tony and his trips to Antarctica. Butch regales us with tales from Malley Gras 2008 in New York City and we fail at getting an article out about a Chinese Penis Restaurant.

Dirt is spread, booze is drunk and we end the night with Blazing Saddles.

TWO SONGS tonight:
"Chocolate" by Illegales & "Lotion" by The GreensKeepers

Links for the week:
Failed Article
Tony's Photo Site
Butchrosser.net and theisle.wordpress.com
Nice Guy Eddie's
Brooklyn Brewery
Keith and The Girl
Brother Love

074: Homesick

Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:41:00 GMT

We're back! Home at last and sick as hell.

In this episode we finish up our stories from the cruise including the terrible entertainment, the greatness that is the Pacific Northwest and quite possibly the worst comedian we've ever heard.

We make fun of a few people (including ourselves), enjoy good food and drink (links below) and endure a 5 hour wait in San Francisco Int'l Airport.

PLEASE check these places out and if you're in these towns, we highly recommend them:

The Crab House at Pier 39
The Buena Vista (Enjoy the best Irish Coffee at the place that invented it)
Pyramid Alehouse
Japa Dog
Irish Times Pub

Episode 74 delayed

Tue, 22 Apr 2008 15:00:00 GMT

We are back from our cruise and both Daniel and I are recovering from colds. Episode 74 is a bit delayed but should be out by the end of the week.

073: It's Not My Fault

Sat, 12 Apr 2008 15:11:00 GMT

This is our first installment on the road. We discuss ditsy girls in the airport, a confused Russian shuttle driver and San Francisco. We enjoy a very touristy San Francisco vacation which includes dinner at the Grubstake Diner, a tour of Alcatraz Island, lunch at The Crabhouse on Pier 39, a ride on the Cable Car, a ballgame at AT&T Park and of course Irish Coffee at the Buena Vista Cafe to come.

This one is a short 37:52. Expect the next stop to be a bit longer as we talk about our days onboard the Celebrity Mercury and our stops in Astoria and Seattle.

072: The Bukkake Episode

Thu, 10 Apr 2008 06:19:00 GMT

This episode includes discussions on training your mate, my late-little sister Stephanie's birthday, cruise stuff, and a number of other things too glorious to mention. How's that for show notes? Oh, did I mention there are some redactions? Oh and of course: BUKKAKE. That's right I said it. Boo-Cock-E.

This one is standing tall and shooting off at 52:27.

071: Pickin Up Stiches and Stabbin Bitches

Tue, 8 Apr 2008 05:20:00 GMT

Lots to talk about this week. It gets serious with the China v Tibet issue, the Olympics, etc and gets a bit goofy with talking racoons, hawks attacking kids and Baby Mama. We're going to see This American Life next month, getting ready for the upcoming cruise and of course we continue the Food Mascot Tournament of Champions.

Count this one in at 53:57

070: I Love You, I'm Sorry

Thu, 3 Apr 2008 01:16:00 GMT

This week we discuss other podcasts, hobos, and Wrestlemania XXIV.

The Marines had a good week and this leads to Victoria's odd request involving the A-Team. That in turn leads into a discussion about Mr T before we're finally able to move on. We complete the last bracket of the first round in the Food Mascot Tournament of Champions. Also we introduce a new challenger for David Beckham since his battle with bacon ended in a draw. Bacon's next opponent is to be named later.

Victoria wants to know what language she should learn while we're on the cruise. Please tell us by leaving us a comment or emailing us.

Vote for us on Podcast Alley!!!

Also, don't forget to donate using the buttons on the website to help Daniel drink on the cruise! PLEASE don't let him go sober all week among all those elderlies.

069: That's How Bitches Get Shot

Sat, 29 Mar 2008 15:14:00 GMT

Episode 69 is here! Octal 69 is 105. Hexa 105 is 69. Now that 69 is no longer sexy, let's get to the show notes.

Food Mascot Tournament of Champions continues. We read a list sent to me by my cousin that came from some L.A. pretentious retard about why California is better or some stupid shit. Sal Monella is showing up in more places at once than I think is possible. There must be a conspiracy goin and we think it involves cranes. Victoria gets a rape whistle and when she might need to use it...like the next time I get Jesus angry.There's ball removal, SUV's knocking people off their toilets and baseball.

Seriously, is there anything we won't talk about? That's why we're Uncast!

This one rides in at 57:50

Get Daniel Drunk!

Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:17:00 GMT

Donate now to help Daniel drink on the Cruise. He will only drink based on donations. We have created a simple system to help you choose how drunk you want Daniel to be- Black ($5); Red ($10); Blue ($20)

Sure for the price of a cup of coffee you could save a child in some country. But we live in America and Daniel will be on a boat with my parents completely sober if you don't donate. He will have to watch the Celebrity Cruise dancers, sober. He will have to watch old people tear each other up for B9. Donate now if you want to support your nation. I approve this message.

068: Don't Stick Your Dick In A Tainted Melon

Wed, 26 Mar 2008 22:10:00 GMT

This week we talk about Easter weekend. This includes the obvious, like Jesus, the Chicken of God. This also includes Studio Diner, why IN-N-Out should be open on Easter, the argument about having lamb as Easter dinner, Victoria glorious "Peep Show" creation and why basketball is for children. We go through the 25 most disturbing sex toys according to our friends at Cracked.com and wonder if we're going to hell in the name of humor.

Of course Easter couldn't be over without more announcements by the Catholic Church. This time it's in the form of seven modern mortal sins. We discuss them all and why the church is breaking them voluntarily. I guess when the Pope is sitting in St Peter's chair, he really is infallible. We discuss the bacon v. Beckham saga again and Victoria has an awesome list!

You can expect Easter Dinner in exactly 1:12:36

067: The Dungeon Master

Sat, 22 Mar 2008 03:19:00 GMT

This week we review UNniversary 2008 and finally the truth about "The Savage Garden Incident" comes out. We also get some topics out that were supposed to be part of the UNniversary show and got left out.

We also introduce a new segment to the show: The Food Mascot Tournament of Champions. This one will be repeated. Thanks to all our listeners for sharing a year with us. We hope to bring you many more so stay tuned.

This one is a tad bit shorter at 1:11:17

066: It Smells Like Delicious Ass

Wed, 19 Mar 2008 07:00:00 GMT

This is UNniversary 2008! We have reached one year in podcasting. So what do we do? We do what we promised to do in Episode One: celebrate with more people. On this show we have Butch, Becky, Aaron, Marina and Allison with us as we broadcast the FIRST EVER LIVE UNCAST EPISODE!

Now let's get down to the topics:

Dwarves Can't Be Ninjas
We Pick On Rachel
Presto! Print Emails and Photos Without a Computer!
Aaron's Grandma Will Kill You
A Nine-Year Old Sets a Van On Fire
A Tornado Hits Atlanta (We hope Beerchick is OK)
We Talk Literature
Victoria Outs Me About Choosing Savage Garden For Our First Dance

Right. Victoria and Marina are getting eaten out by their pets, Butch is tripping and falling on dicks, Aaron has a lethal Grandma and yet I'M the one who's the terrible human being because when I was 21 I had bad taste in music and chose the worst possible moment to express it.

Notice: Victoria did not object at all to that song until MONTHS after the wedding was over. She didn't stop me. She never objected. In fact, I remember her bringing up the idea of the song but let's not get into who's memory of things is correct. Either way neither of us stopped the other and so however it truly went down...we're in this together. It's time for a second wedding.

HOLD ONTO YOUR SOCKS...this comes in and 1:40:51. That's right..almost two hours.

065: If You Stuck a Finger in Me and Pulled Out a Plum...

Fri, 14 Mar 2008 09:58:00 GMT

20 years ago we all got rickrolled as "Never Gonna Give You Up" reached #1 on the charts. This episode was all on me since I bring damn near everything on the table and Victoria adds a nursery rhyme and a play on a children's story.

We also discuss weed as an aid for Altzheimers, reasons why you teetotalers need to start drinking more alcohol, more redactions and apparently the latest winner of the "Ugly Dog Contest" hails from San Diego and goes by the name of Victoria. How interesting.

This one checks in at 43:11

Check these out:
Mark Kistler's Secret City Adventures Mural
Cannabis Offers Hope to Altzheimers Patients
Reasons To Start Drinking Alcohol
48 Blinded as They Stare At Image of Virgin Mary In the Sun
Victoria wins Ugliest Dog Contest

and of course...VOTE FOR US!!! Podcast Alley & Bloggers Choice Awards

064: Instincts and Reflexes

Wed, 12 Mar 2008 07:15:00 GMT

For this Episode Victoria has a grand plan to create a comic book based on a serial killer and Bon Jovi songs. We visit my cousin Thomas and together the three of us beat his family at Go Fish! There's a very special PSA from Victoria and we discuss some of the worst jobs in history. The show ends with my rant against Daylight Saving Time. This show ends abruptly at 49:31.

UNniversary 2008 is Saturday night and we're putting together the final preparations for the party and our show will be broadcast live on PalTalk at 11pm EST.

As always, please vote for the show at Podcast Alley. At the moment we're tied for 100th exactly. Help get us firmly in the top 50!

063: Blood Sausage and 200 Pennies

Tue, 11 Mar 2008 01:22:00 GMT

Happy Birthday to Dr Seuss, were he still with us. In this episode we discuss baseball, carpet cleaning disasters, scientific discovery involving vodka, why one should maybe not use a blowtorch to clear snow and a bunch of students pay for lunch with pennies.

We discover that for some troops, saying goodbye just isn't enough. There's more redactions from him, an awesome list from her and we all learn a valuable lesson: Apparently we're all just a bunch of self-entitled brats.

This one ties up at 52:05.

As always, email us at uncast.net@gmail.com and please vote for us at Podcast Alley!

062: Seek Ye Out The Cyberdwarf

Sat, 8 Mar 2008 17:16:00 GMT

Today there's a whole assload of things to talk about but we only get through a shitload due to the time consuming greatness that is Shut Up & Jam: GAIDEN. Firefighter Chic gave us a great idea for an Uncast Threesome. Her idea was scotch, vodka and Tabasco sauce but we believe scotch isn't a mixing drink and so we say the official Uncast threesome is: Midori, Vodka and a mixer of your choice (depending on who that third party is).

We also discuss The Cursed Chair of Ed/Com & our taste testing at the local Ben & Jerry's.

Time: 39:27

061: Why do I have to be Seth Rogan?

Wed, 5 Mar 2008 01:38:00 GMT

Becky joins us for the Academy Awards Show and as always the girls have plenty to talk about but in the end, who won the victory cheesecake? That's right...Daniel.

Also discussed is the Jabbawockeez of San Diego from America's Best Dance Crew, My Fair Lady, bad baristas, cereal mascots you wouldn't want to meet in a dark alley and there's nothing worse than a deaf person that babbles.

Coming in at nearly seventy minutes this isn't for the small of stomach or the busy of persons.

Shout outs this week go to Sixx AM and Diablo Cody

Also, it's the first show of the month. Get those votes out on Podcast Alley!

060: You Cannot Put Your Lotion In Her Basket

Thu, 28 Feb 2008 20:40:00 GMT

We start out with shoes, stamps, American Idol and Pro Wrestling.
We move on to the world's worst entrees, a crazy cashier at Target and my bad back.
We end it with Cinnamon and her box and of course there's the reminder about the upcoming UNniversary party. This one follows the old 1:11:01 routine. Proceed with caution.

059: What the Fuck is Cherry Wine?

Tue, 26 Feb 2008 03:05:00 GMT

Becky joins us for this one and let's just say it gets a bit chaotic. From lightning to wrestling, cake and Alice in Wonderland. You never know what's going to come next! 42:51

058: Face Down At Mary Kate's

Sat, 23 Feb 2008 07:08:00 GMT

Butch joins us once again for another long episode. Topics of the evening include Daft Punk, Dennis Miller, making Victoria cry, Butch's Birthday Evening, Dwight Howard and just how soon is too soon?

The EPL wants to come to the USA, there's a Cool Ranch conundrum, Joe Buck can suck a nut (Not mine please!) and I do something romantic!

This episode measures a lengthy ONE HOUR THIRTY-SIX MINUTES AND FOURTEEN SECONDS!

057: Your Dip To Stick Ratio Is All Fucked Up

Thu, 21 Feb 2008 02:17:00 GMT

This episode is full of whackiness. Watch out folks! Victoria drops her hatred of Lance Burton for a moment to hate on local weatherman, Joe Lizura. We discuss Valentine gifts, Fun Dip, and we discuss God. Yeah that's right. God.

I rag on my mom for sending me a chain letter about illegal aliens when we have illegal alienism in our heritage and she's a leech on the government.

There's also pathetic topics about bars at closing time, selective sperm, bum trash and badass POTUS.

Oh and there's something about David Beckam but I can hardly remember. Can you? I didn't think so. HOUR 18 minutes and 58 seconds for this.

056: Fluffernutter, Fruit and Mr Coffee

Sun, 17 Feb 2008 17:54:00 GMT

First an R.I.P. to Roy Scheider. We don't want you coming to eat our brains later. "We're gonna need a bigger skull."

So topics include a lot of food. There's hybrid fruit, Mr Coffee, my mostly food-themed awesome list and frankly the two of us are pretty tasty. Victoria adds on a few amendments to her last list and we review some more movies. 41:19 for this monster.

055: The Baby Fights Back, The Beer Doesn't

Wed, 13 Feb 2008 02:33:00 GMT

This episode is straight and to the point. Victoria starts us off with some observations about the cat and we both share our own observations of the Presidents primaries. Victoria wants to start a new musical and a new business centered around how one might tell their ex that they should probably be tested. We hear about on mother who can't tell her baby from her six-pack and Victoria gives out some marital advice.
This one's short: 39:37.

Homework for the fans: What are you giving up for lent? If you aren't catholic, first off, thanks for not being evil and second, tell us something you'd give up for a greater good.

Check this out: Persepolis

Pardon our reach

Sat, 9 Feb 2008 21:59:00 GMT

Our apologies for Episode 54. Apparently, if you upload a file, it never gets deleted. If you try to overwrite that file with a fixed one that has the same name, somehow the old file stays online.

So, I had to go through a few versions of the file before one existed that worked properly. Those who heard the old file, what I corrected was my rewrite of the first verse to "Stronger". The old version sounds like crap and so I stripped it and re-recorded it. Uncast054fixed.mp3 should be the correct file. Delete all the other versions of the episode on your iTunes.

Again our apologies for the issues. I don't anticipate this happening again now that I know how Libsyn works.

054: Two Hands, One Helmet

Sat, 9 Feb 2008 05:58:00 GMT

Episode 54 is packed in with a totes-load of topics. Among them a night of disappointing commercials but a game that was anything but. We discuss Animal Planet getting stupid for the fourth time, signs from the bridge, Groundhog's Day, McDonaldland being thrown into chaos, Burger King and his discples and transvestite chickens. Yeah, you read that right. OH and somewhere in the second half, Victoria wants to play a game. I bet you can't guess what it is before you listen to this episode. Time left on the clock reads 1:05:17. That's over an hour for those scoring at home.

Plugs of the Week
I Love Lard Podcast
The Scream Podcast
Carnivale TV Series

Of course there's our own plugs:
uncast.net@gmail.com
www.uncast.net
www.myspace.com/uncast

Two reminders:
1. Please submit your favorite moments from past Uncast episodes. We'll put them together for some "greatest hits" episodes to be played in the future.
2. It's a new month! Time to vote again on Podcast Alley! We came in much lower than we'd have liked last month. Help get Uncast into the top 50.

Now it's time to play sing-a-long. About 19:40 into the podcast, I play a remix I wrote to the 1st verse of Kanye West's "Stronger". Here are the lyrics...

Should've lost tonight
Should've been like Randy Moss tonight
Instead they showed up and were the boss tonight
Didn't give a fuck the Pats were perfect, right? Awesome.
Manning to Burress for the score
Damn, they don't make 'em like this anymore
I ask cause I'm not sure,
Did anyone see that damn final score?
Bow in the presence of greatness
'Cause though you all had forsaken us
And we were not impress by your lateness
You can (still) celebrate, sip on some Cris'
So go ahead, go nuts, go ape shit
Especially in your new blue and red shit
Act like you been here since Eight-Six
Even without a pick-six, we'll take this, haters.

053: Before He Was a Conqueror, William Was a Bastard

Wed, 6 Feb 2008 01:16:00 GMT

Happy Croissant Day!! Well, when we recorded this, anyways.

This we we have TWO lists: The Top 5 Pop Culture Games You've Never Played & Seven Things the World Doesnât Need More Of

Victoria discusses singing karaoke and Jane Austen movies while I bring up such intelligent topics as headless rats shipped to England.

We talk about interviewing processes for jobs and how we can make the process as interviewers more interesting. This ends with Victoria interviewing me for my own hosting job and I end up not only getting hired but acquiring a new title: Lord Joe Daniel III Jr Esq PhD DDS

Her words? âIâll hire you because I Need to Finish This Showâ

The KATG room in Paltalk submitted topics for us and here they are:

NYC, this fucked up weather, how awesome Tucson is and clowns are creepy.

This show clocks in at 55:28

052: I've Got a Bag of Tricks

Sat, 2 Feb 2008 07:01:00 GMT

It's topics galore on Uncast! We start off talking about our powers and end with a little advice for antelopes. In between there's a restaurant review, movie review, a possible refund and dress codes on cruises. BTW, I need you all to submit ways that I can stay within their dress code while making a very obvious "Fuck You" statement about their "jacket required" rule.

We discuss possible gifts for friends, monsters, game shows, recent awesome home cooked meals and Victoria gets dickalicious.

Last but not least we need everyone to send us your favorite moments from past episodes. I'll be putting together some "greatest hits" shows just in case we're gone and it's better to start now than when we're at show 500.

Cook time: 48:45

All Systems go!

Fri, 1 Feb 2008 02:25:00 GMT

Not sure why but episode 51 originally only uploaded part of the show file. I deleted the post, reuploaded the file and posted the episode again. If you check iTunes, there should be a second file that runs just over 49 minutes. If that's not the case, please let me know. Of course, at that point I'll be all out of ideas but we can have fun enjoying the chaos of it all.

Thanks guys for keeping us posted! Keep that communication coming!

051: Dear God...

Wed, 30 Jan 2008 01:27:00 GMT

This week we read letters to God from children all over the country, talk about diseased penis and what item we'd fight for most in the case of a divorce. Don't freak people. Things are just fine in the Uncast household.

Victoria gives us another American Idol review, redacts one of her awesome list features and we take a trip down memory lane and ask all of you to give us the cereals, toys and cartoons you loved most as kids.

We finish up the episode with tarot card readings inspired by the appearance of Robert Alvarez on Keith and The Girl.

This one clocks in at 49:07.

050: Estrogencast II

Sat, 26 Jan 2008 20:48:00 GMT

This show is done sans Daniel as Becky and Victoria discuss strippers, poles, a feigned attempt to talk football and knitting. There's more talk about TV shows, men, sex and a story from a dog about its owners Roomba.

049: Orange Fuck You Up the Ass

Thu, 24 Jan 2008 03:10:00 GMT

Butch joins us again as we discuss drinking, a get together to meet our favorite Kiwis, giant white cock and Butch reaches a new low.

Victoria teaches us that it's not the size of your cupcake, it's what you call it. We talk about strange baby naming strategies and try to convince Victoria that Tony Sinclair is annoying. We taste test the new Cherry Chocolate Dr Pepper and in the end we all want to go where everybody knows your name...or at least what brand you drink.

This show clocks in at 1:08:55

048: Iâm Peter Falking Her

Sat, 19 Jan 2008 02:42:00 GMT

We start this right off with an apology. I let everyone know that Victoria is not a racist for thinking Nate and Snoop Dogg are related. They are in fact cousins.

Now moving on we do learn later that she is a bigot. Well you say tomato, I say go fuck yourself. We go through the losers from American Idol, which of course are the ones who watch. That would be us for anyone counting.

We rename smores brownies "Smrownies" and I have more redactions to make from old episodes. Did you all do your homework? This one weighs in at 47:21.

047: The News Is Not Taped

Wed, 16 Jan 2008 02:13:00 GMT

This week there's plenty to talk about from the NFL playoffs, thoughtless co-workers, Victoria's review of Sweeney Todd and a return of everyone's favorite segment: Daniel's Redactions. That's right folks, it's back!

Oh and did I forget? We learn a little Irish as well. You have to listen to the end this time. This one coming in at 47:19.

046: It Always Involves a Dead Friend

Sun, 13 Jan 2008 05:10:00 GMT

This week we discuss our upside down buttons, Juno, the Studio Diner, a story that sounds a bit like something from Weekend at Bernies, titles, monkey prostitution and Victoria has another Awesome List!

Lastly, we have a friend who's having a birthday next month. This friend has sent us (and other people on their list I'm sure) an invitation to this event five times in five different ways. Oh and on MySpace, this invitation has been sent twice a day for about a week. We get it. You don't want to be the only one at your little party. We'll be there.

045: City of Magic and Titties

Tue, 8 Jan 2008 05:24:00 GMT

We're back from our trip out to Las Vegas to celebrate New Years Eve 2007 and New Years Day 2008!

With a mix of our own commentary comes a couple new guests to the Uncast family: Legion and Mr. DaHonay. We discuss the Brother Love concert featuring Chemda at the New York/New York Hotel's Bridge Bash.

Since we spent a few days in Vegas, we also discuss tourists, beer in odd containers, the M&M store, people handing out cards, and of course magic and titties since that's basically what Vegas is all about. Sorry, not much for the gambling kiddies. It's all bare female breasts for this podcast. Oh and Keith and The Girl who with Brother Love helped make this the best New Years Eve ever.

AND with the new year comes a new request: VOTE for Uncast at Podcast Alley!

Here are some pictures of the event...and more from others.
Check out Keith and The Girl at www.keithandthegirl.com
and check out Brother Love at www.brotherloverocks.com
Purchase some KATG merchandise and buy Brother Love's CDs!

*EDIT* A correction needs to be made: I got a PM this morning from Memecherry letting me know that I had accidentally misquoted her regarding the Mikey situation. Here's what she told me:
"What I actually said was that we were just friends, and only friends the whole time, and if anything he had a thing for Chemda."

Just making sure we get our facts straight here. Apologies to Memecherry and to Mikey for the misquote.

044: A Pantagruel of Truth

Fri, 28 Dec 2007 19:04:00 GMT

This week we recap our Christmases, discuss the next best thing, Boxing Day criminal offenses, some stories from Butch and there's A LOT of drinking.

We also announce the winner of the 2007 Christmas Gift Story Contest. 2008 I believe will have to be just the Christmas Story Contest as one entry was truly awesome but couldn't win by technicality.

043: Uncast Christmas 2007

Wed, 26 Dec 2007 19:30:00 GMT

It's Christmas time! Surely this is being released a day late but we recorded this on Christmas Eve.

Victoria tracks Santa's progress with NORAD as we go through tales of the last week, our own Christmas Awesome Lists, we discover Rockstar Energy Drinks and I have a need to piss on the Highway of Holiness. Victoria gives us the celebrity surprise of 2007 and as Santa heads our way, we head to bed with visions of vodka and scotch in our heads.

There are still a few hours left to submit your Christmas gift stories. If you can get them in by the time you go to bed tonight, we'll read them and have a winner announced tomorrow night when we record episode 44 with Butch.
Send those stories to us via email to uncast.net@gmail.com.

Wishing you and yours the best of success, health, happiness and love this winter season.

042: Thank Yous All Around

Fri, 21 Dec 2007 23:02:00 GMT

In this episode we talk about the fun of the postal service (not the band), the gifts Victoria has recieved so far, the amazing generosity of our listners, game of the week, and Cinnamon's in trouble again. Oh noes.

This year is almost over and we want to take a moment to thank all of our listeners. You have been great with your comments, support, gifts and most importanly just listening. Thank you for spreading the word and helping our show get off the ground with a great start. We hope to bring you much more in 2008. Thanks!

Remember, we are still looking for your greatest/worst Christmas Gift stories! We've already got some good ones, so get yours in. The best story will win an Uncast t-shirt literally off our backs. The deadline for submissions has been extended!!! Send your story to: uncast.net@gmail.com

You have until Christmas Day at noon. At that time Victoria and I will sit down in front of the tree and read all the stories together. We'll pick the best one by the time we record Episode 44 on December 27th and the winner will be announced then. We'll release the episode on Saturday, December 29th and as soon as the winner contacts us with mailing information, we'll send the shirt right out!

041: Basket Full of Ankle Socks

Wed, 19 Dec 2007 03:40:00 GMT

This week we discuss bringing Keithisms into child rearing, Victoria's review of a recent Tori Amos concert, our new car, the annoying waitress at Coco's, Holiday Party Tales, bad Greatest Hits Albums, a new term for masturbation, Sweeney Todd and of course it's time we recognized Brother Love again and pimped his site and awesome music.

www.brotherloverocks.com

Also, if you could only choose one friend, who would it be: Superman or Batman?

040: Panty Liners and Pokemon

Tue, 11 Dec 2007 03:11:00 GMT

This week we relive stories of the Uncast 39 After Party. Sad that it wasn't recorded however the word is out and people like Victoria drunk SO that said, we have a donate button on our webpage at www.uncast.net DONATE and help us keep Victoria stocked in Vodka!

Victoria discusses American's Next Top Model much to my objection. Becky joins us to help bake for the winter season and we discuss the horrors of the Christmas shopping season. Namely crowds, traffic and the disrespectful.

Speaking of that, we want stories! What was your best or worst Christmas gift and what's the story behind it? The best story we get by December 22nd at noon Pacific Time will get an Uncast t-shirt! We'll announce the winner on the episode immediately following Christmas.
Send your submissions (yes there can be more than one..ONE best and ONE worst) to uncast.net@gmail.com

Daniel's Awesome List
10 - Cost Plus
9 - Family
8 - My new lens
7 - Cinnamon
6 - Rainy weather
5 - Comfy Sweaters
4 - Booze!
3 - In-N-Out
2 - Team Paltalk
1 - Victoria

Game of the week
Detroit wins and I win!! The Vikings won 42-10.
This week we're recording on Sunday so it's the Monday night game, New Orleans vs Atlanta.
Who'd have thought when the NFL were deciding on Monday Night games that this would be a shitty matchup?

As always, PLEASE vote for us on Podcast Alley.

039: You Cannot Come Into My Tuning Fork Tub

Wed, 5 Dec 2007 02:14:00 GMT

Butch joins us after a long absence.

We discuss college football, women with strange accents, music and we all get blitzed. Victoria and I do our version of "Can I Get A" for the ghetto challenged BY the ghetto challenged. Butch even brings an awesome list.

Around 1:10 into the podcast, it all goes to hell. Listen though, cause it's funny as hell. I'M not the one loaded off my gourde.

Links for the show:
Party Ben
Mark Ronson's "Authentic Shit" Podcast
Kristen Bell COMPLEX Magazine shoot

We have wish lists for Christmas!!!
Butch's Wish List
Daniel's Wish List
Victoria's Wish List
Oh and ladies, Victoria needs a Rabbit and I don't mean the furry animal.

This episode brings us into a new month. That means Podcast Alley!
GO VOTE!

038: I Gots the Whooping Cough

Tue, 27 Nov 2007 17:23:00 GMT

This week Becky joins us and we share Thanksgiving highlights, Victoria's penchant for the old and the gay, party fouls and Becky brings a few topics to the table.

037: Mr Darcy Drinks Too Much

Thu, 15 Nov 2007 05:23:00 GMT

OW! Daniel's back! The boring me is gone and Uncast is free at last!

This week Victoria tries to sabotage the show titles, I make a confession, we hear about the pledge of allegiance, role play, Lazy Sunday the Victoria version, firefighters failing, and of course the upcoming holidays.

She gets me to talk about my feelings. Somehow it's still fucking hilarious.

Oh and Jesus Bear died for your sins. Victoria wanted to say that but didn't spit it out before I hit the STOP button.

036: Mayor Joe Rogans

Tue, 13 Nov 2007 02:12:00 GMT

It's blogs galore on Uncast! Check these out!

Daniel
Victoria
Rachel
Butch
Aaron

We discuss the possibility of a Porn Pyramid Scheme, Ninja Porn, odd jobs for out of work actors and talk show hosts, the Dolphins earn their first win but they can't save a cow who threw himself 200ft off a cliff and into oncoming traffic. We found an article claiming that women can't cook and pose the question: Who would win in a fight? Zorak or Larry King?

035: You Say Tomato, I Say You're A Crack Whore

Tue, 6 Nov 2007 02:11:00 GMT

Becky joins us for this episode and joins us in discussions of more tattoos, Halloween, philosophies behind the 72 virgins myth, toothpaste flavors and the crunk cup.

We went to the Escondido Renaissance Faire and we have a little fun at the thought that the person portraying Queen Elizabeth might be a guy. We also went to the Oceanaire Seafood Room and she liked it but I'm calling it my choice for Restaurant of the Year in 2007 for San Diego. Victoria reviews the song "Bed" by J Holiday.

Check it out: www.theoceanaire.com

Also, keep voting for us on Podcast Alley. We're getting dangerously close to dropping out of the top 50.

034: I Want To Claw You

Wed, 31 Oct 2007 01:56:00 GMT

This week we get back down to business by discussing ways to tell you might be gay, games that mock you and Cinnamon being possessed by the devil. Victoria graces our ears with reviews of Comedian and Zodiac and we ask you all to give us your tattoo and Halloween Costume ideas while discussing our own ideas. In sports, the Red Sox are champions again, The Bears win for Victoria and the Jaguars win for me PLUS Victoria is one step closer to the Nano. The Redskins should stop sucking and take it like men and this week's game does not include the Patriots or Colts.

Check these places out:

43 Things
Southern California Fire Photos

ALSO as you may be reading this it might just be the first of the month. PLEASE go vote for us at Podcast Alley!

Game of the Week

Sun, 28 Oct 2007 17:56:00 GMT

We realized after the last episode that we hadn't picked a game of the week this week.

Last week was Chicago at Philly in which Victoria picked the Eagles (she just likes those cheesesteaks) and so I got stuck with the Bears. The game was pretty good and up until the last minute or so We all thought Victoria would come out on top but the Bears scored late to win the game so I WIN.

This week we won't have another episode out before the games are played so we've decided on Jacksonville vs Tampa Bay with Victoria taking the Jaguars. You all make your picks (before gametime please) and we'll see who wins next week when episode 34 comes out.

033: Now Put That Out Before You Hurt Yourself

Sat, 27 Oct 2007 01:41:00 GMT

This week Uncast records while San Diego burns and afterwards we all sit around the charred rubble to retell the tale. Someone bring us the marshmallows!

Oh I'm sorry. Is it too soon?

OK seriously, thanks out to all the firefighters, national guard, police, etc who worked so many hours and fought so valiantly only to lose 1500 homes. Don't worry, you'll get 'em next time, guys!

FIRE UPDATE: Uncast Residence Evacuated

Mon, 22 Oct 2007 17:06:00 GMT

We can't go into too much detail at the moment but our apartment in San Diego has been evacuated due to danger from what is being called the Witch Creek Fire. We put Cinnamon in her carrier, grabbed most of our clothes, our main computer including mixer and microphones, hygenic products and a few momentos and left our apartment at 6am this morning. We gave some water bottles to our neighbors as we left and we're currently in Chula Vista, CA near the I-5 waiting for word as to when we can return home.

At the moment the fire has burned structures about a mile north from us and the sky look like night time. Winds are gusting over 50mph and firefighters say there is 0% containment. We'll keep updating this post as more information comes to us. Online sites have been sadly far behind in getting information out. There are fires in San Marcos, Rancho Bernardo, East of Chula Vista near the Otay Lakes area and there are 7 other fires burning in the county as well. Right now we're tired, dirty, sore and a bit nervous.

Any thoughts, prayers, words of support, etc are very appreciated. We love you all and we'll get episode 33 out to you as soon as we can but we hope you'll understand that our home is our focus at the moment.

If you're in the path of the fires we urge you to not play hero. Get the drapes and any flammable away from your walls, grab essentials, help neighbors and go. Neighbor helping neighbor OR at the very least being EXTREMELY patient with one another and kind will help save lives and maybe structures as well. Be good to strangers around you. They're in the same predicament you're in. The more we help each other, the better it is for all of us. Take care. We'll be in touch.

032: I've Got a Thing About Jesus

Tue, 16 Oct 2007 17:33:00 GMT

This week we catch up. Topics include photography, food, drink, tattoos, In the Buff, Comics, shoes, sex and much more!

Check out photos I took at the Photography Workshop: www.flickr.com/photos/czzyzx41
Check out more photos from the workshop: Flickr tag for tfttfws4
Check out Digital Photography: Tips From the Top Floor: www.tipsfromthetopfloor.com

The tattoo:

031: Podcast Expo Recap

Thu, 11 Oct 2007 23:03:00 GMT

On this episode we bring in Butch and finally recap our weekend at the Podcast and New Media Expo in Ontario, CA.

Check out the following links:

www.brotherloverocks.com
Accident Mash #4
I Love Lard

As of the release of this episode, we currently rank 45th overall in October on Podcast Alley and 11th in comedy. Get out the vote! Tell your friends!

030 : European Style Lubricant

Thu, 4 Oct 2007 04:45:00 GMT

Today we get a special visitor! It's Chris Marquardt the host of Digital Photography: Tips From the Top Floor. He's been staying at the Uncast residence the last few nights in preparation for the "Learning to See" Photography Workshop and we gain a bit of real European perspective on the following topics:

Our new Nano related segments, beer, the coming weekend, Sexual Harrassment Training and American's apparent thoughts on what it means for something to be "European".

BTW, we reached #28 overall on Podcast Alley! That's great work guys but we've slipped to 30! Now for those that haven't voted yet, get going! We could use all the votes we can get. Thanks so much to those who've already voted.

Check out these links:

Digital Photography: Tips From the Top Floor
National Writing Month
Victoria's planned Tattoo design
btw, check out Kurt's work at his website

AND KEEP VOTING ON PODCAST ALLEY!

Episode 30 - delayed (sad face)

Tue, 2 Oct 2007 15:39:00 GMT

Episode 30 will be on a short delay due to recovery from the Podcast Expo and prep for the photography workshop you have heard so much about.

However, episode 30 will have a special guest, none other than Chris Marquardt from Tips From the Top Floor. Yayz!

Episode 31 will have the infamous Butch and our recantings of the glorious weekend we just enjoyed. There may be video available (depending on Victoria's technical prowess).

In the meantime you can visit Daniel's blog or Butch's Blog or Daniel's pics all about the Expo.

Oh for my blog about the expo there is none but I will describe it to you in three words: yumma, yumma, yumma.

Does that count as 3? I it is 3 words but all the same word. Hmmm.. Think about that and shoot us an email at uncast.net@gmail.com. Talk to us. We like people but not in a creepy way. (We promise)

029: There's a Cookie In My Whore

Wed, 26 Sep 2007 14:41:00 GMT

This episode is a long one! (That's what she said) 87 minutes of fun for the whole family!

This week we discuss: Football, Cupids Chokehold, PB&J, Robin > Batman, Cock Tales, Pimps, Brothel (knitting, cookies & whores) and the phrases Eternal Keg and Angrogynous. Victoria brings us an awesome list with knitting naughty things, Buffy, Dr Grip, Uncast Merch., hot sauce, parents, saying emoticon names, sushi, Daniel, sex and songs that turn you on. Butch rants about the real ACME and Victoria makes us put nasty things in our mouths.

028: Cause That Would Be Awesome

Tue, 18 Sep 2007 06:03:00 GMT

In this episode we learn that Victoria may be suffering from PCOS (see this link for more info). We discuss our new lifestyle of diet and exercise which we hope will lead to better health and thinner waists. Victoria asks us all what our getup and go song is. Ours is "Push" by Brother Love. I ask us all why there are so few child stars that grow up to be normal and we both want to hold magic bullet parties though she's thinking about food.

Some co-workers of hers buy shit from partylite and it baffles Victoria. She introduces us to Ravelry. She's gotten back into knitting folks. Watch out!
We discuss kisses, pussy and breast feeding. Then there's a bit of a look back to past episodes and we end it with class as usual...a new revelation.

Oh and there's asking for votes on Podcast Alley, Bloggers Choice Awards and iTunes reviews. All the other pertinent links are on that sidebar there to your right.

027: Cinnamon the Thug

Thu, 13 Sep 2007 18:58:00 GMT

This week we learned a lot from the VMAs and Victoria helps to guide us through these lessons. We recap last weeks Game of the Week in which her pick lost in embarrassing fashion and Victoria also reviews two movies she recently saw: Breach and Blades of Glory.

We have a few events coming up: The Podcast & New Media Expo and New Years Eve with KATG in Las Vegas! For the expo we are buying t-shirts for Uncast and in creating these shirts on Cafe Press, we realized that there is a seemingly endless list of gift possibilities for Christmas.

We decide that Cinnamon needs a theme song and a new identity on the show: Cinnamon the Thug. She's coming to destroy a town near you even through she doesn't leave the house. There's some reviews of The Office Season 3 DVD, more "That's what she said" and this week's Game of the Week: Washington Redskins vs New York Giants

Oh and we learn Victoria is a block girl and she wants to call me Hunter. Hmmm new show name? Hunter and Block Girl? No I don't think the world is ready for such greatness.

GO VOTE FOR US AT PODCAST ALLEY! www.podcastalley.com
Email, leave a comment or come meet us at the Podcast Expo! You'll need a badge and you can get one here.

026: Tie Them To the Radiator

Thu, 6 Sep 2007 01:32:00 GMT

This week we discuss our Labor Day weekend. I had my best ever...she had her best ever and together we bring the love together. She reviews Black Snake Moan and Volver. I discuss (briefly) the fanboy scene and the start of the NFL season. Saints vs Colts. Who you got?

025: People of the Future Will Need Your Fortunes

Fri, 31 Aug 2007 18:37:00 GMT

We begin this episode examining a scratch on Victoria's leg and Infoquest. All seems lost until we start asking the real hard hitting questions:

1. Do you subscribe to the "You had to be a fan before X album in order to be considered a true fan" philosophy?
2. Which bands that are still considered respectable did you love in their prime but now you don't like?
3. Going vice versa...which did you dislike in their prime but now you like them?
Also the newest deathmatch poll: Cujo vs. Michael Vick. Who wins?

We debate the Vegoose Music Festival vs Street Scene and we announce an upcoming concert. I have my rant of the week against people with stupid bumper stickers and window decals.

PSA from Uncast: Watch Doctor Who & read "The Sweet Hereafter" by Russell Banks

We solicit advice from parents and I go through the first 13 episodes of Uncast, redacting some comments I've made. Through this walk through time we learn that Victoria's ass is like a fortune cookie, Jesus is like bacon and Obama is going to have to work extra hard at getting the Jew vote.

We also cordially invite you to join us for the Buffy-Oke screening of "Once More With Feeling" at the Ken Cinemas at midnight on October 5 & 6.

024: Who Says They Want To Be the Feet?

Tue, 28 Aug 2007 13:57:00 GMT

This week we bring in Butch Rosser and Aaron Brungardt and try to create a MANcast to counter-balance the Estrogencast we were subjected to a month ago. As you would expect from such an episode, topics range from sex and edible underwear to movies, fanboy TV shows, sports, music and hot chicks.

We also do our best to offend every part of the world except we all agree that Canada rocks. In this we also shout out to the Canadian hotties in our lives, Rhian and kataish among others. If names were forgotten, please forgive us. We were drunk, disorderly and the fact that we remembered two names is a feat in itself.

In this episode we use this opportunity to pimp out Aaron's new DVD release of Fred's Friend which you can get by contacting him through his MySpace page and the new and quickly rising song by Bomani D'Mite Armah called "Read a Book". It has a great beat and sends some life lessons our way. Take this song to heart. Learn from it. Apply it to your life.

*big breath*

There are deathpools, a discussion of Superbad, Heroes vs 24, Aaron's misguided belief that Janeane Garofalo is better than Kristen Bell and a new innovative idea for all our single listeners out there. We also begin whispers of Butch's campaign for the presidency in 2016, talk about him possibly becoming my brother-in-law by 2010 (or 2013) and if you miss hearing Victoria's voice, don't worry. She'll be back next week stronger than ever.

023: Nobody Wants the Ass Microphone

Tue, 21 Aug 2007 15:21:00 GMT

All by ourselves again! Damn. sad face :(

This week the topics include Sex and the Transformers. Would you have sex with someone inside a Transformer? We say Happy Birthday to Victoria's dad, P-Bart and a Happy 8th Anniversary to us! We've made it this far, we might as well go all the way. That's what she said! We miss you Rachel.

Victoria tries to convince us there is a correlation between the popularity of sex as pets and the downfall of society. I doubt it. What do you think?

Victoria then tries to cast me as Notorious B.I.G. before I have to shut that idea down as per I'm white. I also introduce, for the first time, my very own Awesome List! All on my own too!

We get a few celebrity quotes, discuss the Podcast Awards and Victoria is thoroughly bored by it all. That is, until we discuss the five drrrty things that get her excited.

Links for the week include:
Kemo Sabe in Hillcrest
The Podcast & New Media Expo (come join us!)
The Mentos Intern
and a picture of the tattoo Victoria would like to get (minus the background)

Also! Don't forget to check out the great podcasts that we mentioned on the show!
Keith and the Girl
Tips From the Top Floor
The Dawn and Drew Show
Grammar Girl
Never Not Funny
Buzz Out Loud
Podcast 411
And get them and all their listeners to listen to us as well! Marketing! Referrals! We can't make it without you!

022as: Ode To My Mother

Thu, 16 Aug 2007 19:13:00 GMT

This is the aftershow for episode 22. No comments. Just listen.

022: It Just Tastes So Wonderful

Thu, 16 Aug 2007 11:15:00 GMT

This is our last episode with Rachel before she heads back to West Virginia.

We discuss her week at Grandmas
High: Friends, money and clothes
Low: Grandma and a certain troubled cousin

We also discuss Victoria's ever present ear problem and how it's turning her into a soul stealer.

Congratulations go out to Annam & Alex on getting married! We attended the wedding and we give our review of the illustrious day.

MOVIE REVIEW OF THE WEEK: Stardust

Audience Action Assignments of the Week: Tell us what your fetish is and just what is it about golden showers that some people seem to like? Also, check out the Tips From the Top Floor photography workshop: Learning To See (button is that pretty picture button in the sidebar..go click on it) and don't forget to vote for us on podcast alley.

021: We All Can't Be Jesus

Fri, 10 Aug 2007 20:39:00 GMT

This week it's just Victoria and I while Rachel is visiting with family.

Discussion includes a review of "Elizabeth", Weakest Songs by Badass Bands, Victoria's New Love and as always a few interesting stories. One of them involves nudity! Woo-hoo!

020: Chasing Veronica

Thu, 2 Aug 2007 19:18:00 GMT

Rachel returns again this week to discuss Hairspray, our day at various Veronica Mars filming locations, church stories and Victoria's latest Awesome list.

We ask for your opinion on our latest death match: Cap'n Crunch vs Tony the Tiger. Who would win?

I bring in a couple of news stories from the previous week, Victoria tries to create Mimecast and we have to remind her that Trix are for kids, not for Victoria. You can't have. Not yours.

Photos from the Veronica Mars Filming Locations Tour are up and can be found in the sidebar of the website.

019: Tales from Anthology

Sun, 29 Jul 2007 00:07:00 GMT

Butch and Rachel join us for this episode of Uncast.

Topics de la semaine: Butch and I battle it out about Hall & Oates (Awesome or teh suck?) and the girls discuss their week together including a trip to the zoo and a night at the local Harry Potter release party. This vacation brings about two things. First, Cinnamon needs a panda. Second, we each claim a Harry Potter character...Victoria takes Daniel Radcliffe, Rachel takes Rupert Grint and Butch takes Emma Watson. They try to pin me with Bonnie Wright (Ginny Weasley) but I choose Katie Leung (Cho Chang) instead.

While they falsely accuse me of loving Bonnie and Butch makes remarks about my going for an underage girl, let me put it on the record that the girl I chose (Katie Leung) is 19 and will be 20 on August 8th while the girl HE picked (Emma Watson) will not be legal until NEXT April 15th. Suck on that you child molesting pervert.

It's pretty much Butch and I from that point with him discussing his new job at Anthology, telling the tale of how he lost his old job and we go into a club called Aubergine and how DJ Mikey Beatz helped kickstart Butch's future career as a club mashup DJ.

018: Something to soak up everything inside of me

Wed, 18 Jul 2007 04:01:00 GMT

She's sniffing porn. Just move on.

017: Estrogen Estrogen Everywhere

Fri, 13 Jul 2007 19:32:00 GMT

This week Becky fills in as I travel to WV to attend my mom's wedding.

Girlcast is in full swing as the girls discuss movies, TV shows, women they hate and men they love (not their husbands, mind you). WARNING: There is absolutely NO testosterone levels in this episode whatsoever.

Topics include: ComiCON screws us, The BevMo Incident, Awesome Sushi, John Barrowman gets added to Victoria's list, racism vs auto-erotic crashiation, America's Next Top Model, gift giving, Charmed, Becky's hatred for Jennifer Garner and Katie Holmes, big love for Maggie Gyllenhaal, and they decide that Christian Bale is the best Batman.

It's also movie review time for Girlcast. Go see Secretary and The Machinist. Avoid Catch and Release, Jersey Girl and Crash (1996) like the plague. James Spader is creepy and Christopher Walken plays a good villain.

Victoria and Becky made sushi. Here's the ones they created:

Victoria Roll: Sweet Potato, Avocado, Cream Cheese
Chicken Terryaki: Terryaki Chicken, Cream Cheese, Water Chestnuts
California Club: Avocado, Bacon, Chicken lightly covered in mayo
BBQ Fun: BBQ Chicken, Sweet Potatoes, Bacon

They also share stories about bad car experiences, bad party nights, music-related guilty pleasures, their favorite drinks, Live Earth concert, Becky's Sirius stations, Robot Chicken, live action Care Bears or JEM, names for twins, strange pet hybrids, youtube.com videos (Old Gregg & Little Girl Monster), hair bands that start with W and Becky's man list.

The lesson here is: when you let two girls talk for an hour it becomes the land of 10,000 topics. From cats to guys, food and booze, all kinds of entertainment and stories. If there's a topic you don't hear in this episode then you either didn't listen or you have testicles.

016: That's Not a Real Name

Thu, 5 Jul 2007 02:17:00 GMT

This week's episode comes to you via delay thanks to Victoria's infected ear. Still, we find time to discuss Avenue Q, stupid ideas in seminars, the MLB All-Star Game selections and more of our rants and raves including Victoria's latest name for a band.

Oh, and by the time you're listening to this I'll either be on a plane headed for Pittsburgh or I'll have landed. Either way, say a little prayer to whatever God you believe in (even if that god is just you) and wish me luck this weekend. My mom's getting married and I'm not only handing her off to a guy I barely know but I'm also playing photographer at the reception. Craziness.

015: Ten Commandments

Sat, 30 Jun 2007 13:32:00 GMT

This week we discuss birthdays, rant about traffic and children's songs, review a recently attended Padres-Red Sox game and give you all a new question to ponder.

Oh and the title? Well, if the Vatican can start creating it's own commandments, then so can we!

014: It All Comes Back to Poles

Tue, 19 Jun 2007 12:38:00 GMT

We have new guests this week! Aaron and Becky join us for a show while we celebrate my birthday.

This week we discuss shopping at the San Diego County Fair with your parents, whether or not ninjas have a code of honor, shows to watch on BBC America, inappropriate hand waving to songs like "Delilah" and "Hey Joe", playing Marvin Gaye songs behind Father's Day clips, mullets and skullets and we surf stories on the net.

Father's Day was Sunday so we tell a few dad stories including the following: Aaron's dad is a sentimental fool, Becky's dad is a racist, Victoria's dad is like Harry Carey and my dad liked to make slides back in the day.

We also discuss things we found out about our parents that we wish we could wash from our minds, the fact that Pamela Anderson is the gateway from Rock to Reality TV and Aaron ruins his reputation by confessing his love for Jersey Girl and Last Action Hero. We also somehow work Jesus and zombies in at the end. Can't have an episode without 'em!

013: Mr Take Over Pants

Sat, 16 Jun 2007 04:00:00 GMT

In this episode Victoria and I discuss the death of a very young loved one, Victoria finds a new hubbie thanks to a little game called MASH and we discuss the corrupt practices girls engage in when playing this game. We discuss the different vegetarian types, directional tourettes and Cinnamon consoles me in my grief.

MY BIRTHDAY IS COMING UP!! I want money!

Victoria saw Hairspray and loved it. She also gives her very last solo Awesome List. We go over the Lazy Philanthropist and discuss Zombie Walk 2007. I confront Victoria on her obsession with the casual encounters section of Craigslist. You'll never guess how this one ends.

Attention! Special Report!

Sat, 16 Jun 2007 03:42:00 GMT

SPECIAL REPORT live from Uncast Studios in San Diego, CA

Take a listen for yourselves. We've warned you. We've prepared you. Now the time has come.

012: It Tastes Like Evil

Thu, 14 Jun 2007 04:08:00 GMT

We've got Butch with us once again. This time we try a little thing we call "Topical Russian Roulette". Among the topics we discuss, Victoria claims Barack Obama as a friend, Butch lays down the gauntlet on fellow listeners and I discuss the air in Rome. I come up with the perfect exit strategy in the case of a zombie invasion, Victoria expresses a love for the chocolate and Butch tries Doritos X-13D for the first time. We get through curse words, baby names, Labron James, sounds you love and hate, the perfection that is bacon and of course pirates and ninjas make their way into the podcast as well.

011: Uncast Cruise 2007, Part 2

Tue, 5 Jun 2007 03:35:00 GMT

This episode is our concluding Part Two of our cruise review upon Radiance of the Seas May 2007 Pacific Coast Repositioning Cruise. We discuss our second sea day, our day in Astoria, OR and Victoria, BC and Vancouver, BC as well as our flight home. Victoria shares a story that we can all relate to and I share a similar one of my own. Enjoy and we'll have a special guest next week. Can you guess whom that may be?

010: Uncast Cruise 2007, Part 1

Tue, 29 May 2007 00:53:00 GMT

We're back! In this episode, we discuss the cruise. Well, we actually just get through San Francisco. That explains the "Part 1" part of the title. I don't quit, Jesus and zombies are only a passing mention and we're sober for the whole show. Don't be scared, it'll be ok. Just enjoy it and look forward to the next episode.

Sorry for the delay...

Sat, 26 May 2007 01:46:00 GMT

We were on a cruise all last week which explains the week long hiatus but we've also been back a week which does NOT explain the 2nd week of hiatus.

Trust us, we're not gone. We're simply trying to get back to the routines of life. We will definitely have an episode out this weekend (possibly tomorrow) and we plan on trying to make this a 2-episode per week podcast.

So we'll record our little review of the cruise, possible plans for a second and tune you all into the latest news in the sad lives we live. We love you all and thanks for listening!

009: Who Loves Ya Baby?!

Sat, 12 May 2007 12:53:00 GMT

In this weeks show Victoria gets violent, I'm stressing out about cruise prep, Cinnamon auditions for the circus, we launch a new venture and I pimp a good man's great CD. Oh yeah that title? Victoria's God is Kojak.

Plugs of the Week:

Victoria's new site: The Lazy Philanthropist
Marc Gunn's "Irish Drinking Songs: The Cat Lover's Companion"
Marc Gunn's website www.marcgunn.com
The Brobdingnagian Bards website www.thebards.net
Of course I have to plug myself: Renaissance Festival Music Lyrics
While you're there, check out the podcast. It's good music!

008: Dumpy Dumps

Tue, 8 May 2007 18:14:00 GMT

This week Victoria is the new drunk half of Uncast! We discuss our celebrity top five, NASCAR hooligan gangs and I get a little crazy with the shout outs. Victoria deems me "Dumpy Dumps" when I call her Vicki one too many times and mentions that she wants to get to the point in her life when she only has to communicate in grunts and groans. Jesus, zombies and Cinnamon make their way into the discussion as usual and we ask the question, "if you add chocolate ice cream to root beer, can you call it a Root Beer Floater?"

Victoria's Top Five:
5. Nicole Scherzinger (Pussycat Dolls)
4. Jon Bon Jovi (yeah I don't get it either)
3. Veronica Varekova (SI swimsuit babe)
2. Nathan Fillion (Firefly, Slither)
1. Daniel Craig (Casino Royale, Elizabeth)

Daniel's Top Five:
5. Amy Smart (Scrubs, The Butterfly Effect)
4. Gina Torres (Firefly, Standoff)
3. Elisabeth RÃhm (Law & Order, Angel)
2. Alyson Hannigan (American Pie, Buffy, How I Met Your Mother, etc)
1. Jewel Staite (Firefly, Stargate: Atlantis)

Thanks this week goes to:
Butch Rosser
Keith and the Girl
Tips From the Top Floor
The Dawn & Drew Show

007c: Scotchy Scotch Scotch

Fri, 4 May 2007 17:11:00 GMT

In this Part Drei, we find out that malatosis is a condition caused by too much scotch consumption, we try recording a smutcast but Victoria's inability to perform leads me to create the term Giggly Porn, there is yet more cruise discussion, Butch deems me "Number Three", I call Victoria out on the truth behind our wedding night and we discuss how we lost our virginity. Victoria doesn't remember much. This leads me to quit for the second time in this episode. Butch remembers plenty about his first time. Would you be surprised if we told you alcohol was involved?

Share with us the story behind how you lost your virginity by emailing us at uncast.net@gmail.com
It's May everyone! New month means go vote at www.podcastalley.com
Check out Butch's blog! It's in the sidebar there to the right. yeah...right there...
We've gotten NO response on the questions from earlier episodes. Listener response makes for a much more exciting show, so check out the archives, look at the show notes and the questions we pose and tell us what you think by emailing us or leaving a message on our myspace page. That's right folks! We're on MYSPACE! www.myspace.com/uncast Check It Out!

007b: Go Back to Everwood

Sun, 29 Apr 2007 23:15:00 GMT

In Part Deux Victoria brings us an update to the "You Gotta Love It" story, we try to determine where/if Red Apple Cigarettes showed up in Death Proof and we stop throwing Aaron under the bus and praise him Brasky-style. Also, I get a little drunk, go a little crazy and have to be reminded why I lost to zombies and burritos. Butch brings nothing but questions to the episode. Let's see if you can answer these for us:

1. If Jesus is a zombie and he's more interested in your soul than your brains, how does he eat your soul?
2. Are we given the chance to defend ourselves at the Final Judgement and does Rusty play the bailiff?
3. They say our lives can be compared to a sitcom. So what sitcom are you?
4. Is it too soon to name your fantasy baseball team the Blacksburg Massacre?

In light of this last question, we discuss NBC's ethics after receiving the package from Seung Cho & Victoria unashamedly confesses to us about a certain teabagging incident at work. In the end Butch and I agree that Adam was right when he sang that Beautiful People are People. Victoria, always the critic, reminds us that we're all just a Benetton ad.

007a: A Vodka Named Raggedy Ann & Andy

Wed, 25 Apr 2007 03:22:00 GMT

*WARNING: GRINDHOUSE SPOILERS INSIDE* - Butch joins us again as we discuss the most boring "Ladies Night Out" in recorded history. Victoria loses a battle with a bad burrito but lives to fight another one and discovers the best California burrito ever. We enjoy some time at the DMV (yes you read that right) and we disagree on Hawaiian Food. We discuss Grindhouse and all its highs and lows. Victoria brings us a newly updated Awesome List where for exactly 4.78 seconds I enjoy having made the list until Butch pulls his best Simon Le Bon.

006: You're Never Gonna Get Me Copper!

Tue, 17 Apr 2007 03:54:00 GMT

This week we discuss the food at the VA Hospital in La Jolla and Victoria's poor choice in liquor. We go over our day at the Southern California Renaissance Pleasure Faire. We dig up Dante Gabriel Rosetti's writers block issue and ask about our listeners views on posthumous works. Victoria brings us the phrase of the week. Can you take a guess? She also teaches us how to get your significant other out of the silent treatment. We also talk about this week's episode of "The Office" and plug a few great talents. Oh and Cinnamon has gotten into something.

SCRPF
Mental Floss
Voltaire
Merry Wives of Windsor
Renaissance Festival Podcast
Poxy Boggards
Belles of Bedlam